Whenever traffic is fucked up on the expressway. First thing I’m wondering is who fucked up in front of us…
Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
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“Confronted him about the fart” Lmfao Why!?
Asked for it.
this dumb bitch really just ruined my entire porn watching experience
she really REALLY just said
“oh baby you just fucking opened up this pussy. now we can put a store in there and sell stuff!”
naaaahhhh mannnn come on
I would’ve cut that shit off.
Ladies and gentlemen… Leslie Pipes.