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    Traffic jams…

    Whenever traffic is fucked up on the expressway. First thing I’m wondering is who fucked up in front of us…

    10knotes:

    Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death

    This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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    xn—b6h:

    ghdos:

    tarynel:

    “Confronted him about the fart” Lmfao Why!?

    SMH.

    Asked for it.

    ghdos:

    dickgamehelicopter:

    shantasticc:

    this dumb bitch really just ruined my entire porn watching experience

    she really REALLY just said

    “oh baby you just fucking opened up this pussy. now we can put a store in there and sell stuff!”

    naaaahhhh mannnn come on

    LMFAOOOO WHAT??????

    I would’ve cut that shit off.

    Ladies and gentlemen… Leslie Pipes.



    e-lodicolo:

    THIS MAN WON THE QUESTION

    HE DID IT

    (Source: grandtheft-autotune)